infinintexiii:

fireflyca:

randomhouse:

When you see it…



really…

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
drousy:

what the fuck has happened
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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO FAMILIAR OH BECAUSE I WROTE A BOOK WITH A SIMILAR PLOT GO READ IT ON WATTPAD PURGATORY BY RAEHANNAAHMED BITCHES