what did the 2 tampons say to each other
nothing because they were stuck up cunts
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
and a bit later in the article, this gem:
"The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."
He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine
I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles
momofuku ando — the creator of ramen
I want to kiss Momofuku Ando
he’s been dead for six years
EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS
My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.
but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic
His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.
your dad should have written frozen
i was so fucking mesmerized by this scene when i first saw it omf
IS THAT TH E FUKCING CHESS GUY
this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
#and here we have the Canadian in its natural habitat
Michael phelps during the winter olympics